S has a secret we're going to tell
Not just a strap on S’ wrist
We have heard about sex in the Whitehouse, but it looks like Queen M is sinking to new lows. Every Queen needs a few lemmings, but would she really exchange sex for a comrade named S? Rumour has it she did that and more and S has the bruises to prove it. S and M never looked so kinky.
S Goes West
Rumour has it that S is moving on up to the lower west side. The question is, does she have what it takes to keep those skeletons at bay? I hope you have a strong foundation S, because we wouldn’t want your walls to come crashing down.
Seems like S has a problem with our friends to the east.
S may be watching Sideways at J’s house, but is she casting a sideways glance at J’s ancestral history? Seems like S indulges on sushi and rice, but says “no way, ni hao” when it comes to sharing the shelves at Walmart with those whose eyes may not be so open to this discovery.
Careful, S, using chopsticks for your effigy burning ceremony might leave splinters in those Western eyes of yours.
S and E drink heartily at K’s NYE Party
The unbridled lust that emanated from S’s loins could boil the pot that called the kettle black. It seems that the man pictured is not the man that S is after. Sources tell me that a man named D may have caught the attention of the lady with the sultry bedroom eyes. Be careful S, sushi and sex are amongst Toronto’s favourite S words, but are you ready for the heat of his kitchen?
The Scandalous Lives of Toronto's (NR,M/B?) Elite 